Rotten Fruit: Strawburied

The juicy strawberry. Nature's candy. An earthly delight. A relic of Eden. Historically a symbol of love and honour. Cultivated and defiled by humankind. Squished up and preserved in jars like Walt Disney's head, ready to spread on your toast in the morning (like Walt Disney's head). Does the cruelty of man have no bounds? Our interference with the natural world have no limits? Alas poor strawberry, we knew them well.

65 of these mouth waterers have been plucked for your palette. About the size of a real yet disappointingly small strawberry (3cm) and placed lovingly on custom backing cards by a production line of adorable grannies at a spring fete.