Under 3 Hours Compendium & Junkie Food Chronicle

Dredged up from the physical and digital JB archives, I present to you my dearest Biscuiteers, two volumes of original work collected in handy pocket-sized softbound reference books with recycled brown card covers. Suitable for children, octogenarians and anyone in-between that has at least one working eye. There's not many words in them so they can also be enjoyed by the illiterate. They're numbered out of 100 each but I'm pretty sure I've lost a box...

Under 3 Hours brings together the cream of the crap from a project undertaken over the course of a few months wherein I painted an acrylic on paper picture (usually of the first thing that came into my head) in a self imposed timeframe of under 3 hours. This book is an acid flashback through a window into the soul of a previous life. I'm pretty sure these 42 pages have some kind of magical power or coding that will culminate in an Indian Jones style quest with faces being melted off and what-not.

Junkie Food is a 32 page mini-monster that collects together digital illustrations of various anthropomorphised junk foods that unbeknownst to their maker were the genesis of his metamorphosis into Sir J. Biscuits. Junk food, junk culture and junk humour collide (un)spectacularly into a mess for you to point your peepers at and make the muscles in your face pull up the sides of your mouth, turning it into that thing that makes you feel good. What's it called? A smule? A shnile? Yeah, a shnile.